But I Haven't Finished Yet!

“Growing Older – A Riotous Celebration” with Brenda Read-Brown

We’re all growing older, and let’s face it—most of us don’t exactly welcome the process! But instead of dreading it, why not laugh? Join Brenda Read-Brown, one of the UK’s most prolific slam poets, for a hilarious and heartwarming celebration of getting older in her show “Growing Older – A Riotous Celebration”.

In this fun-filled performance, Brenda takes us on a wild and witty ride through her personal reflections and outlandish fantasies. She imagines herself as an imprisoned pensioner heroically rescuing passengers from crashed aeroplanes. But in reality, she’s more of a hoarder who loves Greek islands and spends too much time obsessing over soft-closing kitchen drawers.

Prepare for a performance that blends the absurd with the relatable. Along the way, Brenda tackles all the strange, funny, and frustrating aspects of growing older, including:

• Rhubarb (because why not?)
• (Not) climbing Everest
• Suitcases and comic injuries
• The growing mystery of why we’re all obsessed with soft-closing kitchen drawers.
• And, of course, the answer to why Brenda’s final words will definitely be: “But I haven’t finished yet!”

A celebration of life’s quirks, this show promises to leave you in stitches, regardless of your age. Brenda’s ability to tackle big, universal themes with humour, charm, and poetry will resonate with everyone—whether you’re young at heart or have a few more years under your belt.

Event Details:

• Date: Friday 7th February 2025
• Time: 7:30pm
• Location: Danbury Leisure Centre, Main Road, Danbury, CM3 4NQ
• Ticket Price: £10

Brenda Read-Brown is known for her brilliant storytelling and remarkable range of poetry. As the most prolific slam winner in the UK, she has earned a reputation for being a joy to watch, with material that varies in style, content, and energy. Whether she’s performing in a cozy setting or on a large stage, Brenda’s infectious humour and sharp wit are guaranteed to entertain.

Don’t miss out on this wonderfully uplifting show—a perfect event for anyone who’s ever been a little frustrated with aging or just loves to laugh!

“A joy of a performer with a huge range of material” – Steve Larkin, President, Hammer & Tongue.

Book your tickets now, and let’s celebrate the funny side of getting older!

Click here or call 01245 224515 to secure your seats.